Bird Flu Humor

Here is some Marine humor for you!
Hope you like it.
Subject: Semper Fi !
> >
> > Two things to know before you read below:
> >
> > Marines are taught
> > 1) Keep your priorities in order, and
> > 2) Know when to act without hesitation.
> >
> > A Marine was attending a college course between missions in Iraq and
> > Afghanistan.
> >
> >
> > The professor, an avowed atheist, shocked the class one day when he
> > walked in, looked toward the ceiling, and said loudly, God, if you
> > are
>
> > real, then
> > I want you to knock me off this platform. I’ll give you exactly 15
> > minutes.”
> >
> > The lecture room fell silent and the professor began his lecture.
> > Ten
>
> > minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, “Here I am God – still
> > waiting.”
> >
> > It got down to the last minute when the Marine stood up, walked
> > toward the professor and threw his best punch, knocking him off the
> > platform and out cold. The Marine went back to his seat and sat
> > down.
> >
> > The professor came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and
> > asked, “What is the matter with you? Why did you do that?”
> >
> > The Marine calmly replied, “God is busy today protecting America’s
> > soldiers who are protecting your right to behave like an idiot. So
> > He
>
> > sent me.”
> >
> > GOD BLESS OUR SOLDIERS………..