I’ve been getting a lot of grief lately for my schedule so I thought I’d post it for public scrutiny. Here goes:
0001: Sort of sleeping unless there’s a reason not to, real or imagined.
0200: Check the other igloos, see if I can sneak up on one of the brothers and WOOF in their ear (unless Boss put that stupid bark collar on me – thinks I haven’t figured it out!) Fake sleep if lights come on.
0400: Another bed check.
0500: Hose down the fence ’cause I like the smell. Start pacing.
0600: Watch for signs of life in the house.
0615: If still no lights, WOOF.
0620: See above x2.
0620ish: As soon as the back door opens make an ass out of myself. Drool on the old guys, they hate that.
0621: Attempt to slam the gate into Boss and act innocent. Point at the old yellow guy.
0622: Race around the yard stealing bones.
0625: Business… you know!
0626: Crash the door for my milk bones (I get two ’cause I need ’em).
0630-0700: Sniff… everything.
0715: Now that everyone’s up I can rest. Settle in on the deck for my morning nap.
0730-1030: Sleep.
1030-1130: Sniff, pee, repeat.
1130-1500: Dig around under the deck and sleep some more.
1500-1600: Go for a dip in the nasty garden pond ’cause it makes me smell good and bark at the school bus.
1600-1700: Listen for mail and UPS, occaisonally pounce on the meter reader ’cause he carries snacks!
1700-1800: Pace for my dinner.
1801: Eat.
1802: Burp and scratch.
1803: Business… always on the grass, never in the pine straw. That mowing machine sure hates the big dumps!
1830-2100: Sleep but be ever vigilent in case there’s crotches to be sniffed. Always a crowd pleaser.
2200: Wake up to go “kennel”. Never have understood that – just leave me be.
2200-2400: Dream… loudly! I get a great echo in the igloo.
That’s pretty much it!
Ed: Going on four years and his sleep cycle is still opposite mine except for duck season. Go figure.
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