Moose: “Why is it that Outlook’s spell check function wants to replace Obama with Osama?”
Boss: “Why is it that you’re in my Outlook? Could this explain the call I got from White House Security the other day?”
Moose: “I wouldn’t know about that.”
Boss: “I take pity on you guys ’cause it’s cold out and you come in here abusing your privileges on the computer – this is the thanks I get?”
Moose: “That and flatulence… Ah, about the invites to the State Dinner that may or may not show up in the mail – I got a little carried away. One of your Outdoor Photographer mags was laying around and I saw the name Moose Peterson. Anyway, I’ll need to borrow your black bow tie and the Canon.
Boss: “…”
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