Swamp Devil

by Steve on January 12, 2009

Ever have your buddies take less than flattering pictures of you and post them on the net? I can’t help it if my eyes reflect the stupid light from that camera phone! So I have lots of extra skin that gets pushed out between my jacket and collar – have you checked your belt lately?

Got me out of bed at 04:00, an hour in the Jeep, 200 yard swim ’cause they said I would overload the canoe (cold!), got in trouble for retrieving the plastic ducks they were tossing about, and then sent me on a blind retrieve into flooded timber after the one duck that was dumb enough to test the effective range of a 12 gauge. I got my revenge though. The only dry land around happened to be just upwind of the property owner who got me “invited” to this swamp party so on my return from the nice long swim through the trees I deposited some soft-serve Purina where it would waft his way. Heh!



Phillip January 16, 2009 at 23:59

Moose, your brother was let in the garage the last 2 nights due to the freezing weather. Would you please have a talk with him and explain that the master really doesn’t need all his tires washed. EVERY DAMN TIRE!!

Moose January 17, 2009 at 11:29

It’s genetics, he can’t help it. His momma was a bitch! (May she RIP.) On the bright side, I bet it doesn’t smell like a cat in there anymore, does it?

McKeen February 14, 2009 at 17:51

EAsy…. Momma was a good girl! It’s Moose and MAx that were the trouble makers….

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